Comcast: Ruining one person’s morning at a time
As the coffee dripped and the frying pan started to heat up - getting ready for a plethora of eggs - I decided to flip the tube on and see what was happening in the world. I grabbed the remote and hit power, only to see a new Comcast feature, an endless war between white and black dots.
I thought to myself, “What a wonderful feature, Comcast really has outdone themselves this time!”. After this wonderful thought, a myriad of invectives poured from my mouth as I reached for my phone (Not Comcast Phone - important for later in the story). I know the number by heart after having Comcast for so long, 1-800-COMCAST, and quickly tap ‘0′ four times to skip all of the computerized mumbo-jumbo bullshit. After 15 minutes of explaining why my television not working is actually a bad thing, the Comcast representative licentiously agreed to have a technician scheduled for the following day. Marvelous. Read the rest of this entry »





















